iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

(via alice-the-zombie-slayer)

importantbirds:

canadian-asian:

THE CUTEST BIRD IN THE WORLD (The Japanese Long Tailed Tit)

Secret only share… This birb actual marchmello who learn a fly!
Keep outta a sun, tiny peep!

(via internetserviceprovider)

hodgman:

From Ms Mary Land’s Louisiana Cookery. Sharp eared listeners of Judge John Hodgman have already alerted me that I conflated elements from the Crow and Owl recipes.  (at Red Gap Books)

hodgman:

From Ms Mary Land’s Louisiana Cookery. Sharp eared listeners of Judge John Hodgman have already alerted me that I conflated elements from the Crow and Owl recipes. (at Red Gap Books)

congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

(via isayanything)

mudwerks:

often referred to as the "meh" edition…

mudwerks:

often referred to as the "meh" edition…

asker

Anonymous asked: Sick of fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminists like you

hellotailor:

amydentata:

dajo42:

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

THANKS FOR INADVERTENTLY GIVING ME THE COOLEST TITLE EVER

I’M GONNA PUT THIS ON MY ABOUT ME PAGE

i’m not even gonna respond to the hateful part like you surely know you’re trash already i’m just gonna proudly be a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

That deescalated quickly

how could this epithet possibly have been used as an insult. this is tumblr. what was that anon thinking. 

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

(via formerlyknownasemily)

alfrescotree:

A young David Mitchell, Olivia Colman and James Bachman. (From Back Story.)

alfrescotree:

A young David Mitchell, Olivia Colman and James Bachman. (From Back Story.)

(via quadthefuck)

5 1/2 minutes of Chairman Kaga introducing ingredients